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Universal Truths

• If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late --- the bus is still late.
  
  
• Once you have bought something --- you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
  
  
• When in a queue --- the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
  
  
• If you have paper, you don't have a pen --- If you have a pen, you don't have paper --- If you have both, no one calls.
  
  
• Especially for engg. Students -
  If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
  
  
• You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
  
  
• All BMTC buses are crowded.
  Corollary --- BMTC buses in opposite direction always go empty.
  
  
• The door bell or your mobile will always ring --- when you are in the bathroom.
  
  
• After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
  
  
• If your exam is tomorrow --- there will be a power cut tonight.
• Irrespective of the direction of the wind --- the $moke from the c!garette will always tend to go to the non-$moker
  

Modern Truths & Sayings - Must read 4 ur own gud!!!!!

• Whenever I find the key to success --- someone changes the lock.
• To Err is human --- to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
• The road to success --- is always under construction.
• Al©ohol doesn't solve any problems --- if you think again, neither does Milk.
  
  
• In order to get a Loan --- you first need to prove that you don't need it.
  
  
• All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
• Since Light travels faster than Sound --- people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
  
• Everyone has a scheme of getting rich --- which never works.
  
  
• If at first you don't succeed --- Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.