Universal Truths

• If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late --- the bus is still late.
  
  
• Once you have bought something --- you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
  
  
• When in a queue --- the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
  
  
• If you have paper, you don't have a pen --- If you have a pen, you don't have paper --- If you have both, no one calls.
  
  
• Especially for engg. Students -
  If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
  
  
• You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
  
  
• All BMTC buses are crowded.
  Corollary --- BMTC buses in opposite direction always go empty.
  
  
• The door bell or your mobile will always ring --- when you are in the bathroom.
  
  
• After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
  
  
• If your exam is tomorrow --- there will be a power cut tonight.
• Irrespective of the direction of the wind --- the $moke from the c!garette will always tend to go to the non-$moker