Modern Truths & Sayings - Must read 4 ur own gud!!!!!

• Whenever I find the key to success --- someone changes the lock.
• To Err is human --- to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
• The road to success --- is always under construction.
• Al©ohol doesn't solve any problems --- if you think again, neither does Milk.
  
  
• In order to get a Loan --- you first need to prove that you don't need it.
  
  
• All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
• Since Light travels faster than Sound --- people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
  
• Everyone has a scheme of getting rich --- which never works.
  
  
• If at first you don't succeed --- Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.